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Funny bibs and burp cloths

Much like anything else in a new parent’s life, feeding your child can be quite the task. However, why not make this stressful time into a fun time; by obtaining a couple sassy bibs as a drop cloth for the flinging food? There are several options to choose from, depending on your alternative lifestyle; but chances are that you will be able to find a silly bib or burp cloth to keep you chuckling through the entire ordeal. Below I have compiled a small list of some of the options that you may have available to you, but remember if you aren’t able to find something that suits your needs; it may be fairly easy to make your own by using some fabric paint and a blank burp cloth or bib. However it is important to remember, if you are creating your own bibs or burp cloths that you should use non toxic dyes and paints for use around children.

Some funny ideas for humorous baby bibs & burp towels:

* Acceptance: I can’t walk the walk or talk the talk.
* You know I’ve been bad, why ask?
* Accuracy: I wasn’t born yesterday! Well.. Close enough.
* I scream, you scream, we all scream.. Because I just filled my pants.
* Leadership: fill the diaper and they will come.
* Motivation: you have to learn to crawl before you can shop.
* Philosophy: an unexamined life is not worth living, could you check my diaper?
* Sincerity: yes I am the cutest thing, and thank you for asking.
* Teething bites.
* Lunch is on me!
* Shout at the bottle!
* Pint of breast milk please.
* Warning: vomits.
* Genius at work.
* I bite!
* I drink (milk) until I pass out
* My parents had a new baby, and all I got was this lousy bib.
* I use to be a punk.
* I use to be a goth.
* No!
* Motherhood twenty four hours a day.
* Don’t try this at home.
* Scurvy dog.
* Is this going on my permanent record?
* Let me know when you are ready for my solo.
* This will all be a blur.
* Don’t define me.
* Consider yourself warned.
* As seen on Tv.
* There’s a party going on right here.
* My mom has tattoos.
* My dad has tattoos.

There of course are several other options available to you, and many of them come in an array of colors for you to choose from. Why not take the time to browse the site, and select a couple bibs or onesies that will have your tike eating with style.

Funny bibs and burp cloths

Some funny ideas for humorous baby bibs & burp towels:

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