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Funny maternity t-shirts
We all know about your average hum-drum maternity wear, that can be purchased at any mass-merchant. However, if you are like me you grow tired of the irritating pastels, bright sunny colors, and the stretch pants. Not only are the clothes scathingly boring, but you aren’t feeling well, and every stranger on the street is commenting on your baby bump. Sure, there may be some tee’s that seem a little sassier than normal. But, chances are that everyone in your neighborhood dawns a “baby on board” tee shirt, or a “baby” sleeved top. So, why not break out of the ordinary and get yourself a couple snappy tee’s that allow you to showcase your humor.
     
There are several funny tees that will now allow you to express yourself through humor in this wonderful time. Most pregnant women often find that even strangers seem unable to fight the urge to touch. You may be able to find even the most the blatantly obvious “Don’t touch the belly” shirts, that are sure to stave off those wandering hands. Or, the less-conspicuous shirts that have fun saying such as “ Warning I bite”.
Or perhaps you are wanting to celebrate your femininity in this time of creation. If you are anything like me, you are experiencing nauseating morning sickness, fatigue, but are still awestruck over the creation of life within your body. There are many tee’s that will help you to announce the pride you feel. To the “ Not for sissies” shirts, which announce that you are truly the epitome of motherhood, strength, caring, and don’t forget the oncoming magical spit! All the way to the “ Don’t eat more than you can lift”, and “Life giving goddess” shirts.
You may feel as if you are a jungle gym, a house, and a punching bag. Well, you are you are the home in which your child resides for ten months. (That’s right, ten not nine.) Spruce up your wardrobe with tees ranging from “Private property” , to “I have a jungle gym inside me” you are sure to give yourself, and anyone else who reads the shirt a little chuckle.
Remember, that this is a time for celebration and will heighten your femininity. During those bouts of morning sickness and fatigue, you should treat yourself to a little pampering. Whether it be the lightening mood of a sassy tee shirt, or a pedicure from your favorite salon this is a time to enjoy your body, your mind, and the bonding time you are receiving with your little one.
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