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Humorous & silly slogan onesies

So, you have a comedian on your hands? Sure, all he or she does is lay around. But those silly onesies have people snickering with laughter even in the longest of lines at the store. There are many selections out there for onesies, from your mundane white onesies, or pastel pinks and blues. However, why not liven things up a bit with a sassy onesie?

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So, you have a comedian on your hands? Sure, all he or she does is lay around. But those silly onesies have people snickering with laughter even in the longest of lines at the store. There are many selections out there for onesies, from your mundane white onesies, or pastel pinks and blues. However, why not liven things up a bit with a sassy onesie?

Not only are onesies a staple in nearly any infant’s wardrobe, but nearly every toddler until the age of two still has at very least one still lingering about. The best part about these pieces of clothing, is the versatility. Paired with a skirt, jeans, or dress pants they still look completely adorable.

Although there are far too many qwerky little quips to list , I will try to produce a helpful list that you may wish to take shopping with you online, or at your local retailer. In hopes that you might find a onesie that will fit your needs. The list below has been broken up into groups, to better aid you in finding the perfect onesies.

Onesies for the children of geeks, and dorks alike:
*My first word was broadband.
*Genius QT squared
*Trekkie in training.
*My mom/dads a geek.
* Done but with errors.
*Daddy’s little tax deduction.
* I’m a level 20, how about you?

For those with a sarcastic sense of humor:
*This end up.
*Milk Junkie.
*Photo with baby 25 cents.
*Even the cool drool
*mmm boobies
*Mommy and daddy sitting in a tree, you know the rest of the story.
*My daddy’s a lawyer, but I still love him.

Rock stars, and lady’s men:
*Potty like a rock star.
* My parents still party.
* Chicks dig me.
* Even the cool drool.
* I’m a boob man.
*No paparazzi while napping.
*Sleep all day, party all night.

Games, movies, and technology:
*Nobody puts baby in the corner.
*Ipoo
*Tiny but mighty
*Give me the bottle, and no one gets hurt.
*Crawl the line

Specialty onesies:
*Boobs for babes (Breast cancer awareness)
*Crawling for the cure.

As you can see, there are a plethora of onesies to choose from, for any walk of life you choose. While you may not be able to find all of these onesies still up for sale, all it takes is a little bit of creativity, an iron on printer, and a blank onesie. Your child will surely be catching some extra laughs as he or she struts their stuff in these silly onesies.

 

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