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Parenting ConclusionAs a parent chances are you may be feeling a little bit un-appreciated, however you must keep in mind that without you; some parts of your life as well as your child’s life would fall to pieces. While you shop about for your child’s next step in clothing, I have put together a collection of inspiring and uplifting quotes about those amazing people, that we like to call parents. I hope that you enjoy them, as you settle into your ways as a new parent. However remember the best way to become a wonderful parent, is by keeping your head held high; and allowing yourself to provide the things in life that your child needs IE: love, comfort, food, shelter, clothing etc. Parenting Quotes Continued: * The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J Plomp * Raising children is like making biscuits, it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough. - EW Howe * A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful. - Judith Martin * Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Author Unknown * The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. - Mell Lazarus * No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. - Bill Cosby * The ideal home; big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well. - Mignon McLaughlin “The Second Neurotic's Notebook” * Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. - Bruce Lansky * Character is largely caught, and the father and the home should be the great sources of character infection. - Frank H Cheley * When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. - The Talmud * A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. - Raymond Duncan * Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. - Erma Bombeck * Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. - Bill Cosby * There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents. - Leon R Yankwich * Instant availability without continuous presence is probably
the best role a mother can play. - Lotte Bailyn * A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. - John Andrew Holmes * Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather * Parents are not interested in justice, they are interested in quiet. - Bill Cosby * Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. - Fran Lebowitz * A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it. - Frank A Clark * Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't. - Mignon McLaughlin “The Second Neurotic's Notebook” * These are my daughters, I suppose. But where in the world did
the children vanish? * Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. - P J O Rourke * In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage. - Bill Cosby * Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz * The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. - Unknown Author * If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children." - Susan Savannah * In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. - Billy Cosby * In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time. - Unknown Author * From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential. - R D Laing * Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby * What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl Menninger * If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example. - George Bernard Shaw * You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. - Polish Proverb
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